I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
I walked through my house
and counted the following dog toys scattered all over:
1 lacrosse ball
1 red kong
1 small pink dog ball
1 blue racket ball
1 chocolate-flavored nylabone
1 tennis ball
1 kong squiggles
my sister’s helpful advice
i never realized i still had traces of jalapeno on my finger
until it came time to take out my contacts.
